Happy Father's Day to Me

I will get to celebrate Father's Day for the first time this year. So last night when I changed Zach's nappy, I asked him, "Zach don't you want to wish your old man a happy Father's Day?". He was whimpering and I thought maybe he understood me. I was imagining at that time he was trying to say how lucky he was to have a father like me before suddenly he opens fire. He peed straight to me, lucky it did't get into my mouth.

That was not the only gift I got. He did not passed motion for the last four days and I was worried. He usually did number two twice a day. He finally did last night. So this morning, I was nealy fainted when I clean him before bath. Like opening a present, you are eager to find what's in the package. His nappy was so full, that every tiny inch of the newborn nappy was filled with the 4 days of excrement accumulated and fermented nicely. The smell was so unbearable I had to run and rub tiger balm to my nose before continue my fatherly job. It took me half a packet of baby wipes to clean all the soil. When that's done, I bathed and clothed him before handed him over to his mama for morning feed. I kissed him one last time before leaving for work and said to my self "Thanks son, that was a great Father's day gift"

Zach & Mama, thanks for the lovely card

Note:
Father's Day is celebrated every 3rd Sunday of June in most countries and Mother's day on 2nd Sunday of May.